the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO
'what do you want for your birthday?'
Confess something you’ve thought about me on anon, and all I can do is post it
when someone disturbs me while i’m eating
If you defend a guy for his nudes getting leaked (“aw it’s okay we still love you1!1!1!!!”) but then shame a girl for her nudes getting leaked (“what a slut she shouldn’t have taken them in the first place!!1!1!!!”) I hope you step on many lego pieces at once.
"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location